$1,000,000 LAWSUIT

After last issue's revelations on Jesus, his Christian lawyers are claiming it to be blasphemous, and untrue, and are naturally suing us for libel.
Spokesperson, Martin Day, for Jesus Enterprises has issued a press release saying, and I quote "Jesus has never knowingly taken any Drugs deemed illegal by the US and UK governments" and "He has certainly never visited an illegal rave". misbehave are defending themselves, and feel confident that they can survive this ordeal (without drugs) to bring you another issue in the near future.