Chili peppers linked to vampire lab testing

A recent press release from Warner Bros. - the chilis present record label - implicated the band with biological laboratory testing on young vampires.
Members of the press were told how, in order to keep their integrity, the band had paid for a high-tech laboratory, out of their own personal fortunes, which was to test for six months on vampires aged between 10 and 15 for signs of what caused the vampires to drink human blood. The cause behind these gross acts of mutilation was apparently the band's then struggle to name the album bIoodsugarsexmagik. The title is, of course, related directly to the bIood sugars that vampires need much more of than humans and cause them to have epileptic-type fits nney have too much or too little. Before the continuous testing paid for by the chili peppers these Interesting facts about vampires were only speculation. The band have always been vampire worshipers and this has been obvious from the start from their lyrics, not so much in recent albums but stil certainly there are references to their cult in bloodsugarsexmaglk. The band felt that they didn't want to put their name to any speculation about vampires that might later turn out to be false, and so shaming them infront of their god, so to keep their self-respect they had the tests done and then relased the album with an appropriate name. Later on in the day of the Warner's press release Anthony Kiedis was cornered by some joumos In LA. Well It would have sounded silly If we'd caged the album 'highcolesteroIbloodandsomevitaminDsexmagic' wouldn't It?" he said by way of explanation.