Summer 2004 Heatwave
Disturbing news just in reveals that due to the heatwave (that is going to be called 'Summer 95'), the British Government is passing several new acts.
The first prevents people from letting out the heat from their own houses by opening windows. Major says "The temperature in the atmosphere is greatly increased with every opened window". The second act clearly states that people should not wear heavy shoes on days with an above average temperature. Portillo states "Heavy shoes stop the natural ventilation in the Earth, by compacting the soil. It could be a major step in con1rolling Global warning". Human rights protestors claim an attack on civil liberties, but then again - don't they always.
The first prevents people from letting out the heat from their own houses by opening windows. Major says "The temperature in the atmosphere is greatly increased with every opened window". The second act clearly states that people should not wear heavy shoes on days with an above average temperature. Portillo states "Heavy shoes stop the natural ventilation in the Earth, by compacting the soil. It could be a major step in con1rolling Global warning". Human rights protestors claim an attack on civil liberties, but then again - don't they always.
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